"Hello, cutie." "Hey! White flag here, I quit." "You want to go a round, pet, I'll have a gay old time of it. You want to stop Angel, we're gonna have to play this a bit differently." "What are you talking about?" "I'm talking about your ex, pet. I'm talking about putting him in the bloody ground." "He's got your Watcher. Right now, he's probably torturing him." "What do you want?" "I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world." (Spike's whole 'save the world' speech) "We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough guy talk." "The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United." "And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs." "But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction." "Angel could pull it off. Goodbye Piccadilly, farewell Leicester bloody Square, you know what I'm saying?" "Why would you ever come to me?" "I want Dru back. I want it like it was before he came back. The way she acts around him..." "I lost a friend tonight!" "I wasn't in on that raiding party." "And I may lose more! The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help cause your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care." "I can't fight them both alone, and neither can you!" "I hate you." "And I'm all you've got." "Talk." "Just let me kill this guy." *clears throat* "Oh, right."

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