"Fancy it, pet?" "It's beautiful." "Nothing but the best for my gir--" "Happy Valentine's Day, Dru." "You would do well to worry less about Dru, and more about that Slayer you've been tramping around with." "Why don't you rip her lungs out? Might make an impression." "Lacks poetry." "Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?"

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