"It's definitely the crypt, right? I'm not keen on tunneling into someone's septic tank." "How's my little Blondie Bear?" "Harm, does this look like a good time to talk?" "Nobody knows I'm here. Now I'm not killing the Slayer's best friend as that would tend to announce my presence. We're too bloody close." "But you almost killed her last year. Suddenly it's a big deal?" "Sod off! Go eat something, I've got work to do." "This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat." "He's perfectly fresh." "Tonight. I'll take you somewhere nice."

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