"Darling! I heard a funny thing just now. Lucius tells me that you went out on a hunt the other night."

"You, um, meet anyone? Anyone interesting? Like Angel?"

"So, what might you guys have talked about, then? Old times? Childhood pranks? It's a little off, you two being so friendly, him being the enemy and all that."

"I'll give you a seed if you sing." "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage and didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."

"Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man. I just don't like you going out, that's all. You are weak."
"I'm a bad, rude man."

"Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?"

"Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people, are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
"I know who you are." "Yeah, I know who I am, too. So what?" "I came looking for you. Spike." "You've got a real death wish. It's almost interesting."


"It's traditional." "Well, I don't go much for tradition." "Wait, love."


"Oh, c'mon, say it. It's no fun if you don't say it." "What? Oh...You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you."

"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now, love?"


"Are you sure you're up for this?" "I want a treat, I need a treat." "And a special one you'll have."

"Take them all, save the Slayer for me!"


"Spike!" "Everybody stop!" "Now you let everybody out or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray." "Let them go."


"Where's the doorknob?" NBN
"We're stuck in a basement." "Buffy?" "She's not stuck in a basement." "Hey well, I delivered. I handed her to you." "Yes, I suppose you did."

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