Spike and Buffy's exchange
"Help me."

"What part of 'help me' do you not understand?"
"Come on, I'm parboiling out here." "Want me to help make it quicker?" "Invite me in!" "No."

Spike and Willow's exchange NBN

"Look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone." NBN
"Willow, tell 'em what I did." NBN

"Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you." NBN

"Yeah, well, it looks like they've done me for good."
"Um, what are you saying?" "I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people." "So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals!"

"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore." NBN
"I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people." NBN

"I've got information. About the soldier boys you were fighting. Got the inside scoop." NBN
"Come on, what have you got to be afraid of?" NBN

"Bloody hell, woman. You're cuttin' off my circulation." "You don't have any circulation." "Well, it pinches." NBN

"I came to you in friendship. Well, all right, seething hatred, but I've got useful information, and I feel I'm being mistreated." NBN


"So tell me everything you know." "I'm too hungry to remember everything." NBN
"You do have brandy, don't you?" "Oh, yes. Um, on the bookcase."
"I wouldn't say no to a brandy." "What's wrong?" "The victims." "Just a small brandy." (edited) NBN

Spike entire Indian rant. NBN
"Oh, someone put a stake in me." NBN
"I just can't take all this mamby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians." NBN
"You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.'" NBN

"The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story." NBN
"(laugh) Yeah, good luck." NBN

"You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better?" NBN
"It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick." NBN

"Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead."
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