"Hey. When do I get fed?" "Do you know what happens to vampires who don't get to feed?" NBN "You know what happens to vampires who don't get to feed?" "I always wondered that, actually." "Giles, plates." "Living skeletons, mate. Like famine pictures from those dusty countries, only not half as funny." "You can have gravy. That has blood in it, right?" "Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood." NBN "What about me? You gonna leave me here like this? Hey! Watch the heart!" "Remember that conquering nation thing? Forget it. Apologize." "Shut up, Spike." "Fine, I'll do it myself. Hey, sorry! Sorry about that, chief!" "Oh! Bloody hell." "A bear! You made a bear!" "I didn't mean to." "Undo it! Undo it!" "What happened? Did we win?" "Violence does that. Instinct takes over." "Yeah, that's the fun." "Oh, lay off. You all had a fine meal. But me...An entire siege. You'd think one of you would bleed a little."

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