"Open up for Mummy!" "I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru!" "Have you forgotten that you're a bloody guest in my bloody home?" NBN "Dru, what is it, pet?" "Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in the friends' beds." "If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new and improved on is not playing with a full sack." NBN "I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke. But these little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off Slayer." NBN "Uh-uh. No fair going into the ring unless he tags you first."

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