"Home sweet home."


"You were there? Oh please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."

"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."

"So, who do you kill for fun around here?" "Who are you?" "Spike." NBN
"You got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them." NBN

"Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time, I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag! There was this one Slayer during the Boxer Rebellion, and--"

"Drusilla...You shouldn't be walking around. You're weak." "Look at all the people. Are these nice people?" "We're getting along."


"I'm a princess." "That's what you are."


"Me and Dru, we're moving in."

"Now, any of you want to test who's got the biggest wrinklies round here, step on up."

"I'll do your Slayer for you, but you keep your flunkies from trying anything behind my back."

"Kill her Spike. Kill her for me." "It's done, baby." "Kill her for princess." "I'll chop her into messes."

"So, how bout this Slayer. Is she tough?" NBN

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